Anagram Hall of Fame

by internationally renowned and respected anagramologist
Dr. Rick Walton

Introduction

If you take the letters in a word or phrase, and use them all just once to create a new word or phrase, you have an anagram.

If you believe that the anagram has some cosmic connection to the original word or phrase, then you believe in the ancient mystic science of Anagramology.

No one knows who the first believer in Anagramology was, and frankly, I don't think anyway cares, even me, the world's leading authority on Anagramology. If you do discover who it was, don't tell me. I don't want to know. I have enough to think about already.

Anyway, over the millenia, while other philosophies have risen, thrived, faltered and died, Anagramology has lived on, carefully cultivated in small pockets of avid, almost fanatical believers around the world. These believers are guided by Anagramology in virtually every aspect of their lives. This makes them very annoying to be around.

Which is why not many scientists have studied Anagramology. Who wants to spend their life studying annoying people?

I don't either. I'd rather spend my life annoying studying people. But I've been banned from every library in the New World, the Old World, and the Middle-Aged World, so...

I study Anagramology.

This collection is the result of my research on the anagramatological affect on fame. Does the name make the person? Are you destined to follow the course your name prescribes? Is the fame that came yesterday and comes today the result of the mystical theories espoused by the believers of Anagramology? As you read through the anagrams of the rich and famous found in this book, will you be amazed and awed or what?

Who knows. Who cares. Maybe you do. If so, that's your business.

And now, while I go stop my owls from conjuring up mice--

Read and learn.

Dr. Rick Walton

(Tin Warlock)

(An Owl Trick)

The Anagram Hall of Fame

BUD ABBOTT (Ad butt, Bob!)
DEAR ABBY (Read, baby!): A dry babe.; A red baby.; Baa derby.; Baby dear.; Beady bra.; By a beard.; Ed by a bar.; Read Abby.; Yard babe.
PAULA ABDUL (Bad luau, pal!): Al, Paul, a bud!
GEORGE ADE (Gee, go read!): Go, eager Ed.; O, a deer egg.
AESCHYLUS (Classy hue!): Hey, cuss Al!
AESOP (O apes)
ALADDIN (Nail dad!): Dial dan.
ALAN ALDA (Al, Al, a Dan!)
JANE ALEXANDER (An eel ax, Dr. Jane!): Alan, Ed, Jean, Rex.; Annexed ale jar.; Lean Jane, red ax.
WOODY ALLEN (O, a new dolly!)
(LEGISLATORS? ALLEGORISTS!)
JUNE ALLYSON (All enjoy sun!): Joe, Nun, Sally.; Jolly nun sea.; Jolly us, Anne.; Juan's lonely.; Lone, sly Juan.; Lonely Janus.; Nosy all June.; Sue jolly Ann.
JOHNNY APPLESEED (He do apples, Jenny!): Jane helped no spy.; Jeeps handle pony.; Jenny heaped slop.; Jenny pleads hope.; Oh speed, Jenny pal.; Pa does help Jenny.; Phony laden jeeps.; Pony handles jeep.
JOAN OF ARC (A jar of con!)
EVE ARDEN (Eve, a nerd!)
ALAN ARKIN (An ark nail!)
(OH SENATOR?--TREASON HO!)
TOM ARNOLD (Man or dolt?): A morn dolt.; A torn mold.; Almond rot.; Lard on Tom.; Loot man, Dr.; Malt donor.; Mold on rat.; Mortal don.; Mortal nod.; Motor land.; No art mold.; No lard, Tom.; Norma told.; Normal dot.; O darn molt.; Old matron.; Old torn Ma.; Random lot.; Roman dolt.; Rot, old man.
JEAN ARTHUR (Jar haunter!): A haunter, Jr.; A hunter jar.; Earn a hut, Jr.; Hear jar nut.; Her tuna jar.; Jr. near Utah.; Juan, her rat.; Juan Rather.; Unearth jar.
ED ASNER (Snare Ed!): Ed nears.; Nerd sea.
ASOKA (Osaka!)
(CONGRESSMAN? CROSS MEN NAG!)
MARY ASTOR ("Mars to Ray"!): Star mayor.; A ram story.; A rosy mart.; Army roast.; Art mayors.; O army rats.; O arty Mars.; O arty rams.; O rats, Mary.; O smart ray.; O stray arm.; Rat mayors.; Ray rots, Ma.; Roast, Mary.; Rosy rat, Ma.; Rotary Sam.; Stray, O ram.; Tarry, O Sam.
ATTILA (Al at it!)
JANE AUSTEN (Neat as June!): A tense Juan.; Jane ate sun.; Jane, use ant.; Jean, sea nut.; Juan, see ant!; Juan's a teen.; Juan's eaten.; Unseat Jane.; Use a jet, Ann.
GENE AUTRY (Neater guy!): A teen rug.; Aye, urgent.; Gay tenure.; Gayer tune.; Gnu ate rye.; Gnu eatery.; Neuter gay.; Tea gurney.; Yea, urgent!
(PRESIDENT? PRINT SEED.)
LEW AYRES (Reel ways!): Eels awry!; Real yews.; Sew early.
ALI BABA (Baa, bail!)
ROGER BACON (Go, bare corn!): A corner bog.; Bog corn ear.; Brag, O crone.; Bronco gear.; Bronco rage.; Carbon gore.; Cargo boner.; Cobra goner.; Coroner bag.; Coroner gab.; Crooner bag.; Crooner gab.; Garbo crone.; Goober narc.; Goon bracer.; Gore can rob.; No cab, Roger.; No crab gore!; No crab, ogre.; O ban grocer!; O goner crab.; O grace born.; O nag grocer.; Oregon crab.
BALBOA (Boa lab!)
LUCILLE BALL (Call bull, lie!): Bill, clue all.; Lull lab lice.
DAVE BARRY (A dry brave!): Ad bravery.; Braver day.; Vary bread.; (GREATNESS? SERGEANTS!)
ANNE BAXTER (Ann beat Rex!): A banner, Tex.; Abe ran next.; Be an ant, Rex.; Texan Abner.
THREE BEARS (Bears et her!): Bare Esther.; Be here, Tsar.; Bears there.; Beer haters.; Beer hearts.; Beet sharer.; Berates her.; Best hearer.; Bet her ears.; Breast here.; Breath seer.; Ear sherbet.; Earth beers.; Earth's beer.; Easter herb.; He bets rear.; He reset bar.; He reset bra.; Her beaters.; Her best ear.; Herb eaters.; Herb, see rat.; Herb teaser.; Rats be here.; Reseat Herb.; Rest bare, eh?; See art, Herb.; Set bar here.; Set bra here.
THE BEATLES (Be athletes!): Baste Ethel.; Beast Ethel.; Beetle hats.; He set table.; Stealth bee.; Table sheet.; The last bee.
(FAULTS? FLATUS!)
RALPH BELLAMY (Harm belly, pal!): Ah, yelp Mr. Ball!; Al by hell ramp.; All bar my help.; All hyper lamb.; Hell, lamb, pray!; Hell Mr., pay lab.; Label my Ralph.; Palmy hell bar.
SAUL BELLOW (O slew a bull!): Al lubes owl.; Al owes bull.; All below us.; All bowl, Sue.; Allow blues.; Blue owls, Al.; Bull, Owl, Sea.; Low sea bull.; O blue walls.; Slow blue Al.; Slow lube, Al.; Use ball, owl.; Use bowl, all.; Use low ball.; We lull boas.
JOAN BENNETT (Bonnet, Janet?): Ann bet on jet.; Ben, not Janet.; Jane not bent.; O bent jet, Ann.
JACK BENNY (Back Jenny!)
ROBBY BENSON (Born by bones!): Bonny sobber.; Bye, born snob.; Snobby boner.
(BREAKFAST?--FAT BREAKS.)
CANDACE BERGEN (Grebe can dance!): Bad cancer gene.; Beg a cancer end.; Cab dancer Gene.; Dance, green cab.; Gee band, cancer.; Grace, bend cane.
BUFFALO BILL (Bull loaf fib!): Fill bulb, oaf!; Foul ball fib.; Ill boa bluff.; O FBI lab full.; Oil lab bluff.; UFO flab bill.
JOSH BILLINGS (Bill's joshing!): Big John's ill.; Hill's job sign.; Job shillings.; Sign bill, Josh.
KAREN BLACK (Can elk bark?): A bank clerk.; Baler knack.; Ban elk rack!; Blacken ark.; Brake clank.; Elk bank car.; Elk ran back.; Rank elk cab.
ERMA BOMBECK (Eke Marc, Bomb!): Back me. Rob me.; Back, O member.; Cram meek Bo.; Meek car bomb.
(DUNG DIP PUDDING!)
JAMES BOND (Demon jabs!): Don jabs me.; End job, Sam.; End jobs, Ma.; Jobs named.; Men's ad job.; Sad men job.
DANIEL BOONE (O beaned lion!): Bad onion Lee.; Ban on doe lie.; I loaned bone.; I nod, ole bean.; Inane boodle.; No noble idea.; O noble Diane!
PAT BOONE (O neat bop!): A bone pot.; A boot pen.; A bop note.; A bop tone.; A top bone.; Abe on pot.; Abe on top.; Be on a pot.; Boat? Nope.; No pet boa.; No pot, Abe.; No top Abe.; Nope, O bat.; O bean pot.; O bean top.; Open boat.; Taboo pen.
DAVID BOWIE (I bowed, diva!): Divide a bow.; Do bid a wive.; O I waved bid.; We avoid bid.
(A TREE EATER.)
PETER BOYLE (O rebel type!): Be toy leper.; Bye to leper.; Eel et by pro.; O let prey be.; Pry, O beetle.; Replete boy.; Toe by leper.
RAY BRADBURY (Bury by radar!): A dry ruby bar.; Bury a dry bra.; Drab ruby ray.; Dry arab ruby.
EILEEN BRENNAN (Nine eel banner!)
WALTER BRENNAN (Al, rent new barn!): Ann, enter brawl.; Ban wren rental!; Bran' new antler.; Nab lawn renter.; Nab rental wren.; New antler barn.; New rental barn.
JEFF BRIDGES (Jeff begs red!)
TOM BROKAW (Mob at work!): Mob, tow ark.; Mow, brat, ok?; OK, bat worm.; Ow, Tom, bark!; Two mob ark.; Work a tomb.
MEL BROOKS (Elk brooms!): Brook elms.; (YUM! LEAVES! USE MY VEAL)
ROBERT BRUCE (Robber truce!): Be cub terror.; Berber court.; Cub bet error.; Cuber Robert.; Cur et robber.; Cuter robber.; O curt Berber.; Robber cruet.
YUL BRYNNER (Runny beryl!)
PEARL BUCK (Bare pluck!): A club perk.; Bear pluck.; Bluer pack.; Elk bra cup.; Pure black.; Rub elk cap.; Ruble pack.
BUGS BUNNY (Bugs by nun!): Buns by gnu.; Nubby gnus.; Snub by gnu.
JOHN BUNYAN (A bunny, John!): Bunny, Jonah.; Buy John, Ann.; Jonah by nun.; Uh, nanny job.; (SACRED CEDARS...)
GEORGE BURNS (Born egg user!): Ben gores run.; Ben's ogre rug.; Bugger snore.; Gene robs rug.; Go beg reruns.; Greg, Nero, Bus.; Nero rubs egg.; Norse bugger.; Rub egg, senor.; Senor bugger.; Snugger bore.; Snugger robe.
ROBERT BURNS (Robber's turn!): Runt robbers.; Snort rubber.; Torn rubbers.
RAYMOND BURR (Brandy or rum?): A dry morn rub.; Born, a dry rum.; Brandy rumor.; Burn my ardor.; Darn my burro.; Drub Mr. Rayon.; Dry bar. No rum.; Dry bar! Mourn!
GARY BUSEY (Easy rugby!): A busy gyre.; Gay buyers.; Greasy buy.; Guy by ears.
LORD BYRON (Rob only Dr.): (GET AWAY! TAG A YEW.)
CAEDMON (Coed man!): A doc, men.; Amen, Doc.; Come, Dan.; Dam once.; Don came.; Mad once.; Mean cod.; Mean doc.
JULIUS CAESAR (A jail cures us!): A cur jails Sue.; A cur sues jail.; A cur uses jail.; A Julius scare.; Casual Jr., I sue.; Casual juries.; Claus, I use jar.; Lucia, use jars.; Sue car, jail us.; Use car, jail us.; Usual ice jars.
JAMES CAGNEY (Ace gym jeans!): Gay jam scene.; Jay's men cage.
DYAN CANNON (Ann, no candy!): Candy on Ann.; Canny Donna.; Con nanny ad.
LEO G. CARROLL (Carry a net!): A car entry.; Any Carter.; Any crater.; Arty crane.; Car ran yet?; Carry a ten.; Neat carry.; Trace yarn.; (O SOLE MIO! ME! I SOLO!)
JIMMY CARTER (Act merry, Jim!): Crater, Jimmy.; Jim, try cream.; Me, ma, Jr., it, cry.
BENNETT CERF (Bet cent, Fern.!)
JEFF CHANDLER (Jr. fed calf, hen!): Jr. led chef fan.
CYD CHARISSE (Racy discs, eh?)
ANTON CHEKHOV (Oh Van, hot neck!): Ann to Chekhov.; Ant on Chekhov.; Convent? Hah! OK.
TOM CLANCY (My colt can!): My clan cot.
SANTA CLAUS (A natal cuss!): A ant's claus.; A cat suns, Al.; A class tuna.; Al, cat, Susan.; Al cuts NASA.; Ant as claus.; Ant casuals.; Can assault.; Cast us Alan.; Casual ants.; Casual stan.; Casual tans.; Cuss at Alan.; NASA as cult.; Us anal cats.; (O SING ON--SIN, GOON!)
JILL CLAYBURGH (Chill July garb!): A gulch, Billy Jr.; Al, Billy, Jr., chug.; Big clay hull, Jr.; Hill jug by Carl.; Hug Jill by Carl.; Jill by Carl? Ugh!
CLEOPATRA (Palace Rot!): A acre plot.; A clear pot.; A late crop.; A race plot.; Act or leap.; Al, a copter!; Al ate crop.; Al, car poet.; Al tore cap.; Alert a cop.; Ape carlot.; Caper alot.; Carl, a poet.; Carol et pa.; Carpal toe.; Cat parole.; Clear atop.; Eat or clap.; Leap, actor.; Lo, eat crap.; O acre plat.; O, Al et crap.; O Carl, a pet!; O paler cat.; O rat place.; Pale actor.; Paler coat.; Parole act.; Pearl coat.; Race Plato.; Race to lap.; Race to pal.; Taco pearl.; Tape Carol.
BILL CLINTON (Bill con lint): (SINATRA? ARTISAN!)
COLIN CLIVE (Love clinic!): Civil clone.; Vinci cello.
JEAN COCTEAU (June, Taco Ace!): A cute Joe can.; Cute ace, Joan.; O Jean, cue cat.
PHIL COLLINS (Chill lip, son!): Chill in slop.
CONFUCIUS (O succi fun!)
SEAN CONNERY (No yarn scene!): "Corn Anne?" "Yes.".; Canyon sneer.; Con earns yen.; Cry eons, Anne.; Nary seen con.; No canny seer.; Nosey canner.; O sneer, Nancy.; See Ann cry on.; See corny Ann.; Sneer, coy Ann.
GARY COOPER (O gory caper!): A coy groper.; Coy ogre rap.; Go pay corer.; Gory cop era.; Gory ear cop.; Gory ore cap.; Grayer coop.; O, a grey crop!; O gay cop, err.; O orgy pacer.; O pay grocer.; Roar, coy Peg.; Roger, a copy.; Roger, coy pa.; (SINGER REIGNS!)
COPERNICUS (Circus? Nope!): Cicero puns.; Con cries up.; Cone Sir? Cup?; Cop ices run.; Cop runs ice.; Crisp ounce.; Cruise in cop.; Cups on Eric.; Curse in cop.; Ice, sun, crop.; Nice corpus.; Nicer coups.; No rice cups.; O nicer cups.; Open circus.; Peon circus.; Pines occur.; Runic scope.; So, nicer cup.; Spice on cur.; Spruce icon.
CORTES (Escort!): Corset.
LOU COSTELLO (O tell us, Loco!): Cello to soul.; Cool sellout.; Cool toll use.; Let soul cool.; Loco sellout.; Loco toll use.; O cello louts.; O...O...sell clout.; Ole colt soul.
JENNY CRAIG (Cry Jean. Gin?): Cannery jig.; Crying Jane.; Jenny cigar.; Jr. in agency.; (STEAMSHIP, SHIPMATES...)
CROESUS (O curses!): Cores us.
A. J. CRONIN (No Inca, Jr.!)
BING CROSBY (Bob's crying!): Cry, big snob.; Cry Bob, sing.; Cyborg bins.; Gibbons cry.; Sobbing cry.
TOM CRUISE (Cut me, O sir!): Costumier.; Crime's out.; Cut, O miser.; Emir scout.; Erotic sum.; I cue storm.; I cure most.; I curse Tom.; I customer.; I cut Morse.; I smote cur.; I use cot, Mr.; Ice tumors.; Mice routs.; Mire scout.; Moist cure.; More is cut.; Mouser tic.; O cite us, Mr.; O curse Tim.; O Eric must.; O mice rust.; O smite cur!; Omit cures.; Omit curse.; Oust crime.; Rote music.; (...SHORE, HEROS)
Roust mice.: Rue sitcom.; Rust, I come.; Scour time.; So cure Tim.; So cut it, Mr.; Tom is cure.; Tumor ices.
BILLY CRYSTAL (Cry last Billy!): Call Sibyl, try.; Cry ably still.; Cry, tall Sibyl.; Ill Carl by sty.
MARIO CUOMO (O Mom, a curio!): Ciao, our mom.
TONY CURTIS (I curtsy not!): Citrus, Tony?; Corny Titus.; Cry on, Titus.; I try Tucson.; Icy nut sort.; Icy tots run.; It turns coy.; It's country.; No rust city.; O tiny crust.; O try tunics.; Runty stoic.; Rustic Tony.; Stir county.; Tiny courts.; Trusty coin.
(CATHY, YACHT!)
TED DANSON (Sadden not!): Ad nets nod.; Add net, son.; Add no tens.; And stoned.; Ann dots Ed.; Ants do end.; Ants, Don, Ed.; At Don's den.; Dad on nest.; Dad sonnet.; Dan, Ed, Snot.; Do end, Stan.; Do nest, Dan.; Do send tan.; Don, Ed, Stan.; Don et sand.; Don nets ad.; Don sent ad.; Ed and snot.; Ed, ants nod.; Ed on stand.; No dents ad.; No ends, Tad.; No nest, Dad.; No nets, Dad.; No sand, Ted.; No stand, Ed.; Not sanded.; Oddest Ann.; Send on Tad.; Sodden ant.; Stoned Dan.; Tanned sod.; Tans do end.; Ted and son.; Ted on sand.; Tendons ad.; Toned sand.; (PARTIES! PIRATES!)
BETTE DAVIS (Saved Tibet!): Bad site, vet.; Bad vest, tie.; Bat vets die.; Best at dive.; Bet it saved.; Ed, I stab vet.; Sad vet bite.; Ted bit vase.; Vet beats id.
DORIS DAY (Daisy rod!): Dairy sod.; Sod diary.
PONCE DE LEON (Lone Eden cop!): Leon need cop.; Need cool pen.; Need loco pen.; Need lone cop.; Needle on cop.; One old pence.; Opened clone.; Peel neon cod.; Pence noodle.
JAMES DEAN (Jane, me sad!): A dense jam.; Dame jeans.
SANDRA DEE (Send a dear!): A dare ends.; A darn seed.; A denser ad.; A red sedan.; Dada sneer.; Dane dears.; Danes read.; Dean dares.; Dean reads.; Sane adder.; Saner dead.; Send a dare.
(SWORD? WORDS!)
SANDY DENNIS (Sandy sinned!): Andy ends sin.; Andy sends in.; Ann dyed sins.; Dan, deny sins.; Dan eyes inns.; Send any dins.
JOHN DENVER (Vender John!)
BRUCE DERN (Cur bender!): Cruder Ben.; Nerd cuber.
DESCARTES (Sad secret!): Caress Ted.; Cedar sets.; Deer scats.; Dr., see cats!; Sacred set.; Seed carts.; Ted scares.; Tsar cedes.
JOHN DEWEY (Why end, Joe?): We dye John.; Weedy John.
SUSAN DEY (And us, yes!): Andy sues.; Nudes say.; Sand suey.; Sue Sandy.; Yes, Sudan.
PHYLLIS DILLER (Ply dill relish!): Hell, I dry pills.; Her dilly pills.; Hey Dr., ill pills.; I spy hell drill.; Ill red Phyllis.; (ROWDINESS? WORDINESS!)
MATT DILLON (Damn ill tot!): All mind tot.; No dill, Matt.; Nod tall, Tim.; Tilt, old man.
DIOGENES (Snide ego!): Ed goes in.; Ed is gone.; Egos dine.; Genie sod.; Genies do.; I do genes.; In geodes.; O singe Ed.; See dingo!
MIKE DITKA (Make it, kid!): Kid at mike.; Kid, kite, ma.
BOB DOLE (Boob led!): Boo bled.; Dbl oboe.
KIRK DOUGLAS (O sulk, rag kid!): Ark guild's OK.; I sulk, ark dog.; Kids lug okra.; Kirk, lug soda.; Loud gas, Kirk.
JOHN DRYDEN (Deny, Dr. John!): Johnny, Ed, Dr.
DONALD DUCK (Do Duckland!): Dunk lad, Doc.; Luck, odd Dan.; Old Dan Duck.; (READ ON, NEO RAD!)
FAYE DUNAWAY (Away, nude fay!): A feud anyway?
IRENE DUNNE (Needier nun!)
SHELLEY DUVALL (Dull valleys, eh?): A shy dull level.; Hell lauds levy.; Hulled valleys.; Levy shall duel.; Lush Val yelled.; Sly Val, due Hell.; Uh, valley dells.
BOB DYLAN (Bland boy!): Bald, bony.; Lab by Don.
ROGER EBERT (Beret, Roger?): Be or regret.; Beget error.; Bore regret.; Greeter Rob.
NELSON EDDY (Send old yen!): Ed led sonny.; Send only Ed.; (GREAT BOOK! BREAK TO GO...)
THOMAS EDISON (Soon made this!): Astonish mode.; Dash emotions.; Diane smooths.; Doom shanties.; Hedonist amos.; Hens omit soda.; His nomad toes.; Hot media sons.; Hot soda mines.; Maid hoes snot.; Maid shot nose.; Maids, hot ones.; Man hides soot.; Manhood sites.; Meat dish soon.; Media shot son.; Mood shanties.; Moon eats dish.; O, no diet shams!; O no, hated miss.; O no, sham deist!; O no! dam thesis!; Ohio sent dams.; Sash demotion.; Shadiest moon.; Shoe amid snot.; Shoe saintdom.; Shoo, sand mite!; Shoot maidens.; Son aimed shot.; Sooth maidens.; The aids moons.; Thomas noised.; Tim shoos dean.; (NEXT PAGE--PEG AN' TEX!)
ALBERT EINSTEIN (Ten elite brains!): A bitter Nielsen.; A Leninist beret.; A sentinel biter.; A sentinel tribe.; Albert nineties.; Alien net biters.; Alien tribe nest.; Berate Leninist.; Biter eats Lenin.; Biter eats linen.; Eat linen tribes.; Eat silent brine.; Eel et tin brains.; Eel in test brain.; Eel sent it brain.; Elite brain nest.; Elite sent Brian.; I blast internee.; I intern Beatles.; I let brain tense.; I see el TNT brain.; Iberian nettles.; Inane serb title.; Inert Ibsen tale.; Inert nile beast.; Intense rat bile.; Intestinal beer.; Irene nabs title.; Latin beer stein.; Lee et nit brains.; Lee et tin brains.; Leninist beater.; Leninist rebate.; Let nit see brain.; Liar seen bitten.; Liberian net set.; Lite teen brains.; Neat libertines.; Net brain elites.; Nettle in Serbia.; Nina lies better.; Nine biter tales.; (I LOVE YOU! OO I LUV YE!)
Nine bites later.: Nine elite brats.; Nine late biters.; Nine steal tribe.; Nine tribes tale.; Siberian nettle.; Teen biter slain.; Teen nail biters.; Teen Ibsen trail.; Teen snail biter.; Teen snail tribe.; Ten alien biters.; Ten alien tribes.; Tiniest enabler.; Tire beats linen.
ELVIS (Lives!)
JOHN ELWAY (Hyena jowl!): A jowly hen.; An holy Jew.; Any jowl, eh?; Hen, jay, owl.; Jaw only, eh?; Lo, why Jane?
EPICURUS (Cruise up!): I curse up.; Sir, cue up.
ERASMUS (Smear us!): A Mr. sues.; Masseur.; Rams sue.; Rum seas.; Sue Mars.; Use arms.; Use Mars.; Use Rams.
EUCLID (ID clue!): Cud lie.; (GO TAN--TONGA!)
EURIPEDES (I dupe seer!): Ed, pie user.; Ed, use pier.; Eerie spud.; I used peer.; Reused pie.; Usee pride.
DALE EVANS (Leave sand!): A slave den.; Dan leaves.; Dane slave.; Eel van ads.; Lane saved.; Leased van.; Naval seed.; Sealed van.; See vandal.
JERRY FALWELL (Jr., elf, we rally!): All flew, Jerry.; Jr., fry ale well.; Jr. lawyer fell.; Jr. really flew.; Well, a Jr. flyer.
ALICE FAYE (Eye facial!)
JOSE FERRER (O jr. reefers!): Free Rose Jr.!
MEL FERRER (Err Mr., flee): (SOUTH AFRICA--SAFARI TOUCH!)
SALLY FIELD (Sadly, I fell!): A dilly self.; A filly sled.; Dial, sly elf.; False idyll.; Fill lad? Yes!; Filly dales.; Filly deals.; Filly leads.; Flea idylls.; Fly, isle lad.; Fly lads lie.; Fly sallied.; I fled Sally.; I fled sly Al.; If lad yells...; Silly elf ad.; Sly Fidel, Al.; Sly lad life.
PETER FINCH (I pet french!): Pin Fletcher.
IAN FLEMING (Failing men!): A mining elf.; Al fining me.; Fang in lime.; File naming.; Filing mean.; Flea mining.; Gin in flame.; Gin men fail.; I mangle fin.; Inn fig meal.; Leaf mining.; Life naming.; Maine fling.; Minnie flag.; (BOGOTA? TOBAGO?)
HENRY FONDA (Fanny horde!): A fond Henry.; Do fan Henry.; Freon handy.; Fry one hand.; Hen of Randy.; No fad, Henry.; No hen fry ad!; O handy fern.; Oh red fanny.
JANE FONDA (No fad, Jane!): Dan, fan joe.; Do fan Jane.; Jade on fan.; Joe and fan.
GERALD FORD (Ford glared!): A red golf Dr.; Feral dog, Dr.; Frog, Dr. Dale?; Frog ladder.; Lead frog, Dr.; O Dr., drag elf.; Old rag, Fred?; Rad log, Fred!; Redford gal.
GLENN FORD (Long Dr. Fen): (GREENLAND, ENGLANDER!)
E. M. FORSTER (Terse form?): E.T. reforms.; Former set.; Free storm.; Freer Toms.; From trees.; Mere forts.; Mere frost.; Metro refs.; Metro serf.; Mr. Rot's fee.; O Mr. Fester.; Rest for me.; Rome frets.; Storm reef.; Tree forms.
MICHAEL J. FOX (Max, filch Joe!): Al, chef. Jim, ox.; Jim Lox, a chef.
BEN FRANKLIN (Finn elk barn!)
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN (Jim, Frank, nab Lenin!): Ann, FBI. Jan, Kremlin.; Ann, jam Berlin fink!; Elf, nab jr. mannikin!; Jr., nab manlike finn!
CLARK GABLE (Bagel, Clark?): Al, bag clerk.; Black glare.; Black lager.; Blacker gal.; Carl bag elk.; Large black.; Regal black.
EVA GABOR (Boa grave): (BROTHER HERB? ROT!)
GALLAGHER (All egg! Rah!): All, gag her!; Gal leg! Rah!; Greg, a hall!; Haggler Al.
GRETA GARBO (A gag, Robert!): A beggar rot.; Abort a Greg.; Aborter gag.; Bag ogre rat.; Bear at grog.; Boar tagger.; Gab at Roger.; Garbage rot.; Gator barge.; Go, art barge!; Got barrage.; Grab at Gore.; Grab at ogre.; Great Garbo.; O art beggar.; O beggar rat.; O Gret at bar.; Ragtag robe.; Roger at bag.
AVA GARDNER (A grand rave!): A darn grave.; A drag raven.; (BUTCHER, CUT HERB!)
JUDY GARLAND (Darn gal Judy!): A dry jug land.; A Jr. dung lady.; An ugly dad, Jr.; Any dud gal, Jr.; Dan Jr., lad, guy.; Dan, July grad.; Darn jug lady.; Dr. Jay, gun lad.; Dry, glad Juan.; Dung jar lady.; Gaudy land, Jr.; Gay dun Jr. lad.; Glad jury, Dan.; Grand July ad.; Judy rang lad.
JAMES GARNER (Anger jars me!): Enrage Sam, Jr.; Gene jars ram.; Green jars, Ma.; Jar angers me.; Jeer Mars nag.; Jr. nears game.; Meg nears jar.
TERI GARR (Rare grit!): Rig rater.
BETTY GARRETT (Try target bet!)
GREER GARSON (Ogre rangers!): An eggs error.; Gore rangers.; Greg, a snorer.; Greg ran sore.; Grog earners.; Range rogers.; Rare son, Greg.; Roger's anger.; Sorer nagger.; (JOKER? O JERK!)
BEN GAZZARA (A razz began!): Ban age razz.
RICHARD GERE (Drag her, Eric!): Agree, Dr. Rich.; Archer dirge.; Archer ridge.; Charge, rider!; Cigar herder.; Cigar here, Dr.; Dire charger.; Direr charge.; Drier charge.; Her cedar rig.; Her grad, Eric.; Her red cigar.; Raced her rig.; Rich deer rag.; Rich, eager Dr.; Richer Edgar.; Ride charger!
MEL GIBSON (Men so glib!): Beg on, slim.; Big elm, son.; Big lemons.; Big melons.; Elms in bog.; Gem in slob.; Glen is mob.; Glib omens.; Go, slim Ben.; Legs in mob.; Limbs gone.; Lisbon gem.; Lisbon Meg.; Me goblins.; Mobs in gel.; No big elms.; Single mob.
(DAM MAD!)
ANDRE GIDE (Enraged id!): A dirge end.; A grin deed.; Aged diner.; Die, gander!; Die, garden!; Dine, Edgar.; Drain edge.; I gardened.; I need drag.; Need a grid.
JOHN GIELGUD (Duel gig, John!): Dig glue, John.; Dough jingle.; Dung hole jig.; End ghoul jig!; Gold in jug, eh?; Hi Don, juggle.; Hi Ed, long jug.; Hi, jungle dog.; Hi, long judge.; Hog lined jug.; Hole judging.; Hound jiggle.; I lugged John.; Jog, Delhi gnu.; Judo leg nigh.; Oh, dig jungle!; Old gin jug, eh?; Old gnu jig, eh?; Old jug hinge.
GIOTTO (Go to it!): I got to.
LADY GODIVA (Go, avid lady!): A godly diva.; A gold ivy ad.; Gay lad, Ovid.; Gay old diva.; Goad avidly!; Goad ivy lad.; Ivy, add a log.; O giddy lava.
(POSH SHOP!)
GOETHE (The ego!): Gee, hot!; Get hoe.; Go thee.
JOHN GOODMAN (No, no hog jam!): Dam goon, John.; Don, oh jog, man!; Go, nomad John.; Good man, John.; John, Ma, no dog!; John, no dogma.; Mad goon John.; No go, mad John.
RUTH GORDON (No go, Dr. Ruth!): Do north rug.; Dour throng.; Go run, hot Dr.; Goon, Dr. Ruth.; No hog rut, Dr.
AL GORE (L.A. Ogre!): O lager.; Ole rag.
MAXIM GORKY (Gay mix OK Mr.?): Go irk my Max.; Go mix, Mr. Yak.
BETTY GRABLE (Leg bar, Betty!): Bet gray belt.; Bratty glebe.; Gabby letter.; Get by Albert.
(SEAL SALE!)
BILLY GRAHAM (Grab him y'all!): Ah balmy girl.; Army hag bill.; Big army hall.; Big hall, Mary.; Big ham rally.; Bill, Gary, Ham.; By grim Allah.; Girl, Hay, Lamb.; Gray ham bill.; Gym hairball.
CARY GRANT (Racy Grant!): Angry cart.; Carry gnat.
WAYNE GRETZKY (Zany tyke grew!): We try zany keg.; Wry yak, get zen.; Wry zen key tag.
ZANE GREY (Graze yen!): A grey zen.; A zen gyre.; Gayer zen.; Gazer yen.
ANDY GRIFFITH (Din! Fight! Fray!): A dry fifth gin.; Find hag, fry it.; Grin hid taffy.; Hit daffy grin.; I hang fifty, Dr.; Iffy rad thing.; Thy frigid fan.
JAKOB GRIMM (Bark, jig, Mom!): Bag Jim Mr., OK?
WILHELM GRIMM (Germ mill whim): (SEGREGATED GADGETEERS...)
GUNS 'N ROSES (Nurse songs!): Gnu sensors.; Grosse nuns.; Gun sensors.
GENE HACKMAN (Ah, mange neck!): Amen, hag neck.; Cane Hank, Meg.; Change Ken, Ma.; Hangmen cake.; Meek can hang.
MC HAMMER (Mach Me, Mr.!)
TOM HANKS (Sham knot!): Ham knots.; Monk hats.; Moth sank.; Tom's ankh.
HANNIBAL (Ah, ban nil!)
HANSEL (Al's hen): GRETAL (Rat leg!); Leg art.; Leg tar.
JEAN HARLOW (Heal jar now!): A horn, Jew Al.; A low hen jar.; An whole jar.; Jew loan! Rah!; Joe narwhal.; No whale jar.
MARK HARMON (Roam, Mr. Hank!): Hark! Mom ran!; Ma or Mr. Hank?; Mark, Mr. Noah.; Rah, Mr., a monk!; (...WAKE TIME! WE MAKE IT!)
RICHARD HARRIS (Rah! Sir Richard!): A rich Dr. Harris.; I char Dr. Harris.
REX HARRISON (Nix her roars!): Air horns, Rex?; Oh sir, Rex ran.; Rarer ox shin.; Shin ax error.
BRET HARTE (Rah! Better!): Bet her art.; Bra tether.; Brat three.; Et her brat.; Herb et rat.; The barter.; Treat Herb.
PAUL HARVEY (Pure hay, Val!): Harpy value.; Uh Val, a pyre.
HELEN HAYES (Ah yes, Helen!): Any heels, eh?; Hay, hen, eels.; Heal hen, yes.; Heel, hyenas!; Helen say, "Eh?".; Hen eyelash.; Hey, a lens, eh?
HENRY VIII (Heir in ivy!)
(A WILSON PHILLIPS HIP SNAILS PILLOW!)
HERODOTUS (O hero dust!): Hosed tour.; O, doe hurts.; O Ruth does.; Oh, detours.; Our shot, Ed.; Outhorsed.; Rodeo huts.; Rude hoots.; Rude shoot.; Rush to doe.; Thou doers.; Thou doser.; Too rushed.; True hoods.; Tudor hose.; Use hotrod.
JOHN HERSEY (Shy John 'ere!): He one shy Jr.!; Her hen's joy.; Heresy, John.; Hey, Jr. shone!; O Hey, Jr., hens!
HERMAN HESSE (Men hash seer!): Her ashes, men.; Her hen, a mess.; Her same hens.; Here's hens, Ma.; Ma sheers hen.; Sam, here's hen.; See marsh hen.; She hears men.; She names her.
HULK HOGAN (Honk! Laugh!): Al, hog hunk.; Ghoul Hank.; Hah! Lung OK.; Ho gal, hunk!; Lo, hug Hank.; Uh, honk gal.; (O DON'T, TRIO! DO NOT RIOT!)
JUDY HOLLIDAY (Hi Judy, a dolly!): Hi, old July day.; Ho Judy, I dally.; Jay hid loudly.; Loyal Judy hid.
HOMER (Hoe, Mr.!): O Mr, eh?
BOB HOPE (Oh be bop!)
HORACE (A chore!): Car hoe.; O reach.; Oh care.; Oh race.; Race ho.
RON HOWARD (Row on hard!): Darn, oh row.; Draw honor.; Honor ward.; Narrow hod.; Row, Dr. Noah.
TREVOR HOWARD (Rev hot rod? War!): Hot over raw Dr.; Rad overthrow.
(SLAIN SNAIL!)
ROCK HUDSON (Rock hounds!): Chunk odors.; Cork hounds.; Crush don, OK?; Curs do honk.; Do husk corn.; Dr. cooks hun.; Duck honors.; Huron docks.; O Doc shrunk!; O shorn duck!; Oh, suck on Dr.; Round shock.; Shuck donor.
VICTOR HUGO (O hug Victor!): Go, uh Victor.
DAVID HUME (Ah, mud dive!): Dud hive, Ma.; Hum, avid Ed.; Uh, dam dive.; Uh, ma dived.
HOLLY HUNTER (Try hello, hun!): Eh, Holly runt.; Ho, runty hell.; Hurl holy net.; Thy hull, Nero.; (HUSTLE, SLEUTH!)
TAB HUNTER (Bat hunter!): A bent Ruth.; A berth nut.; Banter hut.; Baret hunt.; Barn et hut.; Bath tuner.; Breath nut.; Bun threat.; Bunt hater.; Hate brunt.; Heat brunt.; Heat burnt.; Nut bather.; Rub the ant.; Taunt Herb.; Truth bane.; Tuna berth.; Uh, bent art.
FANNY HURST (Fanny hurts!): Fry ants, hun.; Fry Hun Stan.; Fry thus, Ann.; Funny trash.; Nuns fry hat.; Run thy fans.; Runny shaft.; Shy runt fan.; Thy furs, Ann.
JOHN HURT (Ho Jr., hunt!): John Ruth.
BETTY HUTTON (Note thy butt!): Beth to nutty.; Both et nutty.; Buy tenth tot.; Hot nutty bet.; Tenth tub toy.; (REASON, SENORA.)
ALDOUS HUXLEY (A dull ox? Uh, yes!): Hold sexy luau.; Lax Ed, you lush.; Loudly hue sax.; Lousy dual hex.; Sexy loud hula.; Shy ox led luau.; Uh, do sexually.; Uh, dull easy ox.; Uh, loud sexy Al.; Uh, lousy lax Ed.; Use hay, dull ox.
HENRIK IBSEN (Ben, I skin her!): Be her in sink.; Be her in skin.; Ben hires kin.; Ben, I sink her.; Ben, skin heir.; Henrik is Ben.; Shin, Knee, Rib.
BILLY IDOL (Bodily ill!)
BURL IVES (Rub Elvis!): Bus liver.; Evil rubs.; Evil urbs.; Rub Levis.; Sub liver.; Vile urbs.; Viler bus.; Viler sub.
BO JACKSON (O, ban jocks!): Banjo sock.; Can jobs? OK.; Jack no SOB.; Sob on Jack.
JANET JACKSON (Jane's not Jack!)
(SNORE, SENOR.)
DEAN JAGGER (Dagger, Jane?): Engaged jar.; Jane, Dr. Gage.; Ragged Jean.
MICK JAGGER (I egg Mr. Jack!): Rick, egg, jam.
HENRY JAMES (Enemy has Jr.!): Hey, Mr. Jeans!; Jane rhymes.
THOMAS JEFFERSON (Ah, jot offenses, Mr.!): Fat Joe forms hens.; Fat John! some serf.; Freshman oaf jots.; Homer Jones' staff.; John offers teams.; Jonah offers stem.; Man jots offers, eh?; Sam jets off on her.; Ten jams offshore.
BILLY JOEL (I lob jelly!): Boil jelly.; Jolly bile.
ELTON JOHN (Let John on!): Jolt no hen.
MAGIC JOHNSON (Go, manic johns!): Coon, gnash Jim!; Coons hang jim.; Go, macho jinns.; Go noncash, Jim.; Goon jams chin.; Hog cons in jam.; John's a-coming.; John's gin coma.; Jonah's coming.; No magic johns.; O cons hang jim.; (PEERLESS SLEEPERS...)
VAN JOHNSON (John's on van!)
JENNIFER JONES (Joe Jr. seen Finn!)
WYNONNA JUDD (Down Ann, Judy!): Noddy jaw nun.
JUSTINIAN (Is Juan tin?): Juan's in it.; Sit in, Juan.
KALIDAS (Alas, a kid!): A lad, a ski.; Alaska id.; Ask aid, Al.; I ask a lad.
GENGHIS KANH (Hang kings, eh?): Genghis Hank.; Hags, king, hen.; Hank gigs hen.; He hangs king.; Ken, high, sang.; Ken's high nag.; Knish? eh gang?
BORIS KARLOFF (I rob far folks!): Labor riffs OK.; O ribs off lark.; Rob fair folks.
DANNY KAYE (Nay, Yank Ed!): Deny a yank.; Kenyan day.; (...SLUMBER RUMBLES)
JOHN KEATS (Oh, jet sank!): A jet honks.; Ah, Ken jots.; John takes.; O jest, Hank.; Skate, John.; So jet, Hank.; Steak, John.; Thanks, Joe.
HOWARD KEEL (Ow, a elk herd!): Ark held woe.; Do walk here.; Harold week.; Hawked role.; He drew Al, OK?; He raked low.; He raked owl.; Her lad woke.; Her lead wok.; Here walked.; Hold ark, ewe.; Lee had work.; Lewd hare OK?; O dark wheel.; O elder hawk.; Oh lewd rake.; Weak lord, eh?; Whoa, red elk.; Whole ark, Ed.; Whole drake.; Work healed.
GENE KELLY (Elk leg yen!)
GRACE KELLY (Racy elk leg!): A clergy elk.; All cry geek.; Clergy lake.; Kelly cager.
(GNATS? ANGST!)
TED KENNEDY (Ted, deny Ken!): Den key dent.; Ed, deny Kent.; Ked dyed net.; Kent, dye den.
JACK KEROUAC (A cure Jack, OK?): Jack, our cake.
DEBORAH KERR (Dr. Baker, hero!): A herd broker.; Ah, red broker.; Ark bore herd.; Ark bored her.; Ark bred hero.; Ark bred hoer.; Bark here, Rod.; Bark, red hero.; Barker horde.; Brake her rod.; Broke Dr. Hare.; Dr. Baker, hoer.; Her ad broker.; Her dark robe.; Herb rode ark.; O darker Herb.; Oh red barker.; OK, bar herder.; OK, bra herder.; Rob her drake.; Rob raked her.
OMAR KHAYYAM (Army ham okay?): Ah, okay Mr. May.; Harm May, okay?; Okay, harm yam.
JOYCE KILMER (Cry elm, I joke!): Celery OK Jim?; Come jerkily.; My relic joke.; (SWAT ON 'EM NOW, MATES!)
DON KING (Nod, king!)
LARRY KING (Rig rankly!)
BEN KINGSLEY (Leg be skinny!): Gene by kilns.; Gene by links.; Glen is by Ken.; Linen by kegs.; Sly Ken, begin.
CALVIN KLEIN (Lick in navel!): Calvin in Elk.; Civil elk, Ann.; Evil clan kin.; Evil ink clan.; Ill, vain neck.; Kill nice Van.; Kill vice, Ann.; Lick nine, Val.; Live clan kin.; Neck villain.; Nice link, Val.; Nickel anvil.; Vile clan kin.; Vine can kill.
TED KOPPEL (Kelp depot!): Elk topped.; Pet elk pod.
ALAN LADD (Al and lad): (WAHOO! O WHOA!)
HEDY LAMARR (Eh lad? Marry!): A lard rhyme.; A myrrh deal.; A rhymer lad.; Ah, merry lad.; Ah, my larder.; Army herald.; Army herd, Al.; Dry harem, Al.; Dry meal, rah!; Dryer ham, Al.; Ed, Ham, Larry.; Hardy realm.; Harlem yard.; Harm dearly.; Harry led Ma.; Heal dry arm.; Heal dry ram.; Heal Mary, Dr.; Her dry lama.; Herald Mary.; Heraldry Ma?; Lady harmer.; Lamed Harry.; Lardy harem.; Larry mad, eh?; Medal, Harry.; Mr. Hare Lady.; Real dry ham.
ANN LANDERS (Nerd annals!): An end snarl.; (ELEPHANT--NEAT HELP!)
STAN LAUREL (All are nuts!): A lure slant.; A renal lust.; A sullen rat.; A tall nurse.; A taller sun.; Al, real nuts.; All ate urns.; All ears nut.; All saunter.; All tan user.; All's nature.; Anal luster.; Anal result.; Ant laurels.; Ants allure.; Earl, Sultan.; Earn lust, Al.; Last ale run.; Late runs, Al.; Lateral sun.; Learn a lust.; Learn Tulsa.; Lunar slate.; Lunar steal.; Lunar tales.; Lust near Al.; Natal lures.; Natal rules.; Neat slur, Al.; Neural salt.; Real Sultan.; Rule Stan, Al.; Run, steal, Al.; Sell at a run.; Tall sea urn.; Tall Sue ran.; Taller anus.; Tan allures.; Tan laurels.; Unreal salt.; (SWEATER--EWE ARTS.)
D. H. LAWRENCE (Dawn lecher!): Chewer land.; Crewel hand.; Drawn leech.; Handel crew.; Lead wrench.; Lewd narc, eh?; Red hen claw.; We drench Al.; We held narc.; We led ranch.; Wrench deal.
SPIKE LEE (I see kelp!): Eel spike.; Keep leis.; Leek pies.
JANET LEIGH (Hi, jet angel!): Ah, jilt Gene.; Ah. leg in jet.; Ale jet nigh.; An Ethel jig.; Hate jingle.; Heat jingle.; Helen at jig.; Hi Glen, a jet.; Hit leg, Jane.; Late hen jig.; Let a hen jig.
VIVIEN LEIGH (Hi, living Eve!): Inveigh evil.; Live gin hive.; Vile gin hive.; Vine vigil, eh?
JACK LEMMON (Lock jam, men!)
(THANKS, YOU SHEEP! HANKY HOUSE PETS!)
JAY LENO (Enjoy, Al!): Any Joel.; Joy lane.; Lean, Joy.; Lone jay.; Nay, Joel.
LEWIS AND CLARK (Al, land is wreck!): An all kids crew.; Eric walks land.; I and law clerks.; I claw darn elks.; I saw land clerk.; I was land clerk.; Land, wise Clark.; Lewd snail rack.; Real wild snack.; Sicker land law.; Snarl, wild cake.; Walk in cradles.; We ski land, Carl.; Wild care klans.; Wild NASA clerk.; Will ransacked.; Wreck island, Al.
C. S. LEWIS (Is clews!)
JERRY LEWIS (Jewelry, sir?): I err, sly Jew.; I slew Jerry.; Jr. wiry eels.; (MODELS SELDOM...)
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Chairman on ball!): All comb hair, Ann.; All hair on BC man.; An ill ham can rob.; Anchor in ball, Ma.; Ann, charm ill boa.; Arm on cabin hall.; Ball in car on ham.; Ball in roach, man.; Ball on chair, man.; Ban car mill, Noah.; Ban car on hill, Ma.; Ban harm on lilac.; Ban loch liar, man.; Ban roach, ill man.; Ban roach in mall.; Boa in mall ranch.; Born hall maniac.; Brian, call on ham.; Cab in Roman hall.; Cabin hall manor.; Cabin nor mall? Ha!; Cain, nab ham roll.; Cain, rob hall, man.; Call ma, nab rhino.; Call man Robin? Ha!; Call Nina, rob ham.; Calm? Hail on barn.; Can ill man rob? Ha!; Can lion harm lab?; Can Noah arm Bill?; Can rob in mall? Ha!; Carbon in all ham.; Carl in lab on ham.; Carl, no ham in lab.; Chill Rob, manana.; Clamor in lab? Nah.; Clan man broil? Ha!; Cobra in hall, man.; Crab in mall, Noah.; Cram Noah in ball.; Hail corn, lab man.; Ham in local barn.; Lamb, Canal, Rhino.; (...SCRUB CURBS.)
Llama corn bin, ha!: Llama on chin bar.; Manilla cab horn.; Nab Inca ham roll.; Nab loch liar, man.; Nab roach, ill man.; Nab roach in mall.; No ball chairman.; Normal China lab.; Rob can in hall, ma.; Roman ball, chain.; Roman cabin hall.; Romanian hall, BC.
CHICKEN LITTLE (Tell it, chicken!): Cecil knelt, hit.; Cell in thicket.; Chic little Ken.; Hick intellect.; I clinch kettle.; I tell chic Kent.; Ill, hectic Kent.; Let Cecil think.; Let chin tickle.; Lick tenth lice.; Lick the client.; The celtic link.; Thin celtic elk.
LONGFELLOW (Well flog on!): Flog well? No.; Follow Glen.; Lo gown fell.; Log fell now.; Long elf owl.; Long, low elf.; No glow fell.
PETER LORRE (Retro leper!): Leer report.; Reel porter.; Reel report.; (SUDANESE DANSEUSE...)
AMY LOWELL (Yell low, Ma!): A lowly elm.; Lay mellow.; Lowly male.; Lowly meal.
MYRNA LOY (Army only!): Only Mary.
IDA LUPINO (And I oil up!): Duo in pail.; I nip aloud.; I...I...nap loud.; Unpaid oil.
MACHIAVELLI (Ah, evil claim!): Ah, civil male.; Ah, I calm evil.; Ah, I live calm.; Ah, vile claim.; Aha, civil elm.; Civil lama, eh?; Evil Malachi.; Hail Val, mice!; Hi, a live clam.; Hi, a vile clam.; Hi, Camel, I Val.; Hi, ill cave ma.; Hi, lava clime.; I am Chile Val.; I claim Val, eh?; Vice mill, aha!
MADONNA (Moan, Dan!): A damn no!; Dan, no ma!; Don, a man!; No adman.; (...MAIDEN, I AM NED.)
MAGELLAN (All nag me!): All mange.; Alm angel.; An elm gal.; Lama Glen.; Leg man Al.; Legal man.; Mangle Al.; Mean gall.
ANNA MAGNANI (Man again, Ann?): Ann, gain a man.; Anna in magma.
ANN MARGRET (Man granter!)
LEE MARVIN (Amen, liver!): Elm ravine.; Ermine, Val?; Main lever.; Mean liver.; Mere anvil.; Never a mil!; Never mail.; Vain Mr. Eel.; Vine realm.
CHICO MARX (A chic ox, Mr.!): Chromic ax.
GROUCHO MARX (Ox car, Mr. Hugo?): A grouch, Mr. Ox.; Car, hog, ox, rum.; Go harm cur, ox.; Hug Marc or ox.; Rough ox, Marc.
HARPO MARX (Arm, Harp, Ox!): A harp, Mr. Ox?; (I'M A FRIEND FINDER, AM I?)
ZEPPO MARX (Zap mop, Rex!): Zap ox perm.
JAMES MASON (No jam, a mess!): Jam means so.; Jam nose Sam.; James moans.
JOEL MCCREA (Ole Jr. Mecca!)
MALCOLM MCDOWELL (We'll calm cold Mom!): Call Mom mewl clod.; Well Mom, cold clam.
RODDY MCDOWELL (Oddly clad worm!): Cram dowdy doll.; Dam dolly crowd.; Dam worldly cod.; Dam worldly doc.; Mad dolly crowd.; Mad worldly doc.; My cold world ad.; Oddly calm worm.; Oddly warm clod.; Oddly warm cold.
ALI MCGRAW (Magical war!): Cigar law, ma.; I am craw gal.; Magic war, Al.
ETHEL MERMAN (Anthem, Mr. Lee!): Amen, Mr. Ethel.; Elm man there.; Elm near them.; Helen et Ma, Mr.; Helen met ram.; Helena met Mr.; Lather me, men.; Them real men.; (O HUGS! O GUSH!)
MICHELANGELO (Oh, magic Ellen!): Ail men clog, eh?; Can ill Meg hoe?; Clean hog mile.; Each long mile.; Gee ma, no, chill!; Hail, Meg clone.; Ham in college.; Hello, Inca Meg.; Hi, college man.; I am long leech.; Ill hog menace.; Long hem, Alice.; Men heal logic.; Men logical, eh?; Mice hall gone.; Michael on leg.; Nile hog camel.
BETTE MIDLER (Diet? Tremble!): Belted timer.; Biter melted.; I let Mr. Ted be.; Let me be, dirt.; Let Tim breed.; Merited belt.; Ted, I tremble!; Termite bled.; Time trebled.; Tribe melted.
RAY MILLAND (Many a drill!): A myna drill.; All army din.; An ill, dry ma.; An ill Mr. Day.; Damn ill Ray.; Ill yardman.; Mainly lard.; Marilyn, lad.; Mayan drill.; Mind Ray, all.; Miry land, Al.; (SUPERSONIC PERCUSSION...)
ANN MILLER (Linen, Mr. Al?): Inner mall.; All nine, Mr.; Ill Anne, Mr.; Ill manner.; Ill men ran.
SAL MINEO (O me, slain!): Ail omens.; Alm noise.; Also mine.; Am on isle.; I as lemon.; I as melon.; I, Leon, Sam.; I lose man.; Is a lemon.; Is meal on?; Leon aims.; Lone aims.; Ma on isle.; Mae's lion.; Mail nose.; Me an' soil.; Me as lion.; Mean silo.; Nail some.; O man lies.; O sail, men.; Oil names.; Same lion.; Some in Al.
LIZA MINNELLI (Liz millennia!): All in me, in Liz.; All mine in Liz.; An ill me in Liz.; Ann, Liz, Millie.; I, all men, in Liz.; Ill elm, zinnia.; Lame Liz in nil.; Liz in alm line.; Liz lain in elm.; Liz linen, mail.; (...AS DRUMMERS MASS MURDER.)
MOHAMMED (Mom had me!): Ham modem.; Mad mom, eh?
JOE MONTANA (O no net? A jam!): An' a moon jet.; Anna, Joe, Tom.; Eat jam? No! No!; Jane at moon.; Ma on a jet? No.; Moan on a jet.; No atom, Jane.; No jam, no tea.; No ma, a jet? No!; No to Jane, Ma.; O Ann, toe jam!; O Jane, not ma!; O Janet, moan!
MONTEZUMA (Mount maze!): Matzo menu.; Me am Oz nut!; Mute Oz man.; Neat Oz, Mum!
DEMI MOORE (Moodier me!): Dime Romeo.; Doe memoir.; Emir mooed.; I demo more.; I do me more.; I redo memo.; Mime rodeo.; Mimeo doer.; Moo, Emir Ed.; O doe mimer.
ROGER MOORE (Romeo Roger!): O, me or Roger.; Ogre roomer.; Roomer gore.; (SCHUBERT? BUTCHERS!)
ROBERT MORLEY (Lo be merry? Rot!): Bloomer Terry.; Boy, elm terror.; Elm root, berry.; Error by motel.; Leery Mr. Robot.; Lo, be my terror.; Merely rot, Rob.; Merry robe lot.; My Robert lore.; My role, Robert.; O bore Mr. Tyler.; O my belt error.; O terror by elm.; Retry mob role.; Rob Rome, Tyler.; Rob Tyler more.; Rot, eely Mr. Rob.; Terror by mole.; Try rebel moor.; Try rebel room.
ZERO MOSTEL (O, Oz remelts!): Mr. Oz to eels.; Steel zoo, Mr.; Zero motels.
MICKEY MOUSE (OK, sue my mice!): Coke is my emu.; Cue my eskimo.; Emu, me so icky.; I cue my smoke.; I mock my usee.; Icky memo, Sue.; Mike's coy emu.; Ski cue? Me o my!; So cue my mike.; Some icky emu.; Yes, I mock emu.
PAUL MUNI (Alumni up!): Ainu plum.; (WAGNER? GNAWER!)
BILL MURRAY (I bury all, Mr.!): Blurry Lima.; Blurry mail.; I marry bull.; Mr., rub a lily.; Rumbly liar.; Rumbly rail.
RALPH NADER (Ah, replan Dr.!): Darn her lap!; Darn her, pal!; Hard planer.; Harder plan.; Harper land.; Her plan? Rad!; Ralph, a nerd.; Rap handler.
NERO (Er, no!)
BOB NEWHART (Then war, Bob!): A brown Beth.; Ah, bent brow.; Ban hot brew.; Beth won bar.; Bob went! Rah!; He won't, Barb.; Hot new Barb.; Newt Bob, rah!; Newt ho, Barb.; Oh, Barb went.; Tar Bob when?; Thrown babe.; Two hen Barb.; Warn the Bob!; We ban broth.; Who bent bar?
PAUL NEWMAN (Mean law pun!): A lawmen pun.; Alan, new ump.; New anal ump.; We lump Anna.; We palm a nun.
(WIRED? WEIRD!)
DAVID NIVEN (Ann divvied!)
NICK NOLTE (Let Nick on!): Clink tone.; Clot in Ken.; Inn locket.; Knit clone.; Lick no net.; Not nickel.
RYAN O'NEAL (A loner? Nay!): A leon yarn.; Alan on rye.; An ear only.; An early no.; An ole yarn.; An oral yen.; Anal on rye.; Ann or Yale?; Annoy Earl.; Annoyer Al.; Any loaner.; Any Nero, Al?; Arena only.; Lean on Ray.; Loaner? Nay.; Lone Aryan.; Nary a Leon.; Nay, no Earl.; Neon ray, Al.; No rye, Alan.; O early Ann.; Ray on lane.; Rayon lane.; Real annoy.; Royal Anne.; Yarn alone.; (ROWDIES? WEIRDOS!)
PETER O'TOOLE (O, et leper too!): Elope, O otter.; O too replete.; O Toto peeler.; O troop et Lee.; Ore tool, Pete.; Pete role too.; Toe loop tree.; Tree pole too.
AL PACINO (O panic, Al!): A coin, pal?; A lion cap.; Cola in pa.; Pa in coal.
JACK PALANCE (Jack can leap!): Ace plan, Jack.; Cackle, Japan.; Jack, acne pal.; Jack, lance pa.; Jake can clap.; Pecan jackal.
PETER PAN (Repent, pa!): A pert pen.; Nap, Peter.; Paper net.
GREGORY PECK (Corker, Peggy!): Peggy rocker.
SEAN PENN (Senna pen!)
PERICLES (Crisp eel!): Crisp Lee.; Per slice.; (CHEATER, TEACHER!)
ROSS PEROT ("Rot, O Press!"!): Sore sport.; Port sores.; Pro stores.; Root press.; Sorest pro.; Sport sore.
PETRARCH (Rat perch!): Art perch.; Perch art.
PHIDIAS (Ad is hip!): Hip dais.; I dish pa.; Pa is hid.; Ship aid.
PINOCCHIO (Ooh, picnic!): Conic Hopi.; Hi, coin cop!; I chop coin.; Ionic chop.; No pi, Chico.; O picnic! Ho!
PIED PIPER (Pipe pride!): Pie dipper.; Preppie id.; Ripped pie.
PIZARRO (Zip! Roar!): Pi razor.
PLATO (A plot): (PRINCIPAL CAN RIP LIP!)
POCAHONTAS (Ha Pa, no cost!): Ah, cat snoop.; Ant has poco.; Can Pa's hoot?; Cash nap too.; Cat on a shop.; Catnap oohs.; Chaos on tap.; Chat on soap.; Chop sonata.; Coon hats, Pa!; Hop oat cans.; Hot cop, NASA.; Hot soap can.; Nap cahoots.; NATO has cop.; Nosh taco, Pa.; O ash can top.; O chop Santa.; O chop Satan.; O Pa, hot cans!; O Pa, not cash!; O Pa shot can.; O poach ants.; O tap on cash.; Oh Nato caps!; Oh Satan cop.; Oh soap can't.; Oh taco pans!; Oh? So catnap.; Pa can shoot.; Pa can sooth.; Pa cost noah.; Pan cahoots.; Poach a snot.; Santa pooch.; Satan pooch.; Scan a photo.; Shoo catnap.; So poach ant.; Taco spa hon.; (DENNIS SINNED.)
MARCO POLO (Macro loop!): A color mop.; A cool prom.; A cool romp.; A loco prom.; A loco romp.; Coal or mop?; Cool pro ma.; Mop or cola?; O cool, Mr. Pa!; O cool ramp!; O moral cop.; O poor clam.
DICK POWELL (Kid cop? Well...): Deck pillow.; Do pick well.; Lewd clip OK?; Lick old pew.; Licked plow.; Lip wedlock.; Pickled owl.; Wild elk, cop.
VINCENT PRICE (Vine precinct!): Rent civic pen.
RICHARD PRYOR (Rip hard or cry!): Horrid rap cry.; I harp or cry, Dr.; O rich Dr. Parry.; Rip cord, Harry!
MONTY PYTHON (Phony tot hymn!): Not my python.; Pony not myth.; Top Tony hymn.
ANTHONY QUINN (Oh quint nanny): (ME CANE, MENACE!)
PETER RABBIT (Pet it, barber!): Art pet bribe.; Bar bit Peter.; Barb et tripe.; Beer trip tab.; Better rib, Pa.; Bribe patter.; Pet bit barer.; Peter bit bra.; Pettier Barb.; Rabbi petter.; Tip tree, Barb.
GEORGE RAFT (Greet a frog!): Agog ferret.; Ear, Egg, Fort.; Eat for Greg.; Fear egg rot.; Frog et gear.; Gee, frog, art!; Get a forger.; Get forager.; Get frog ear.; Get ogre far.; Great gofer.; Greater fog.; Greg, rat foe.; O gag ferret.; Rage et frog.; Reggae fort.; (FOOTBALL? LOB ALOFT!)
TONY RANDALL (Rant only, lad!): An Andy troll.; Andy, all torn.; Ann, Dolly, Rat.; Ant yarn doll.; Any darn toll.; Any droll ant.; Any troll Dan?; Do try all, Ann.; Don ran tally.; Dr., Al, only tan.; Land lot yarn.; Land only rat.; Lard only tan.; No tall Randy.; Not Al Landry!; Not all, Randy.; Roll, Andy Ant!; Roll, tan Andy.; Tall, yarn Don.; Tan dolly ran.; Tan yarn doll.; Try a doll, Ann.; Try doll, Anna.; Try land loan.; Try old Al, Ann.; Try on land, Al.
RAPHAEL (Ah, Pearl!): Ale harp.; Alp hare.; Hare lap.; Hare, pal?; Hear pal?; Leap! Rah!
RAPUNZEL (A zen purl): (FLOAT ALOFT...)
DAN RATHER (Rah! A trend!): Ah, a tern, Dr.; Ah art nerd.; Ah rat nerd.; Darn earth.; Darn hater.; Darn heart.; Harder ant.; Hat darner.; Hat errand.; Her art, Dan.; Her rad ant.; Thread ran.
ALDO RAY (Royal ad!): Oar lady.
ROBERT REDFORD (Dr., Dr., free robot!): Bed of terror, Dr.; Bedford terror.; Beer rot, Dr. Ford.; Red border fort.
DONNA REED (Adorn Eden!): A nerd node.; A nerd on Ed.; An eon, Dr. Ed.; Dan, Ed, Nero.; Dan on deer.; Dan redone.; Dane drone.; Darned eon.; Don neared.; Dread none.; Ed and Nero.; Neon adder.; Neon red ad.; No deer, Dan.; No den, dear.; No end, dear.; None dared.; O darn Eden.; Odder Anne.; Read on end.
(ED CAN DANCE!)
OLIVER REED (Revel or die!): Deliver ore.; Derive role.; Doe reviler.; Ed, O reviler.; I deer lover.; O deer liver.; O deliverer.; O eel driver.; O redeliver.; O revile red.; O viler Reed.; Old reverie.; Reel or dive.; Relieve rod.; Revere idol.; Revile doer.; Reviled ore.
ROB REINER (Boner. I err!): I or Ben err.; Ire reborn.
PAUL REVERE (A pure revel!): A peru revel.; Earl ever up.; Ever pure Al.; Ever rule, pa!; Leave purer.; Pearl revue.; Peer valuer.; Peru leaver.; Ravel puree.; Reveal Peru.; Rural peeve.; Veer up, Earl!
JOAN RIVERS (O rise, Van Jr.!): A Jr. version.
FRED ROGERS (Red forgers): (RHUMBA! HUM BAR?)
GINGER ROGERS (Green grog, sir?): Egging errors.; Greg errs, O gin!; Greg or singer?; Grin, sore Greg.; Snigger, Roger.
ROY ROGERS (Rosy Roger!): Go err, Rosy.; Sorry, Gore.; Sorry ogre.
MICKEY ROONEY (O no, Rick! My eye!): Crook in my eye.; Icky moron eye.; Icky ore money.; No rye, coy Mike.; O, cork in my eye.; O icky me, no rye!; O, icky! No eye, Mr.!; O, Mickey on rye.; O my reeky coin!; O no! My key, Eric!; O Norm, icky eye!; O, OK, I cry, enemy.; O, rock in my eye.; O, rye in my coke!
PETE ROSE (Sore Pete!): O pet seer.; Peso tree.; Pete's ore.; Poet, seer.; See or pet.
KURT RUSSEL (Lurk results!): Truer skulls.; (LICK EVIL!--KILL VICE!)
BABE RUTH (Bah, brute!): A rub, Beth.; Bar tub, eh?; Bat rub, eh?; Hurt Babe?; Uh, bar bet.
ROBERT RYAN (Ornery brat): 'Arbor entry!; Baron Terry.; Berry on art.; Berry on rat.; O retry bran.; Retry baron.; Robert yarn.; Terry on bar.; Torn by rear.; Try bar, Nero.
SALADIN (Sail, Dan!): A island.; A lad sin.; As Linda.; Dan ails.; Dan is Al.; Nails ad.; Sad nail.; Snail ad.
SAPPHO (Ah, pops!): Has pop?; Hop, asp.; Pa hops.; Posh pa.; Shop, pa.
PETER SELLERS (Sell pesterer!): Sell pert seer.; Terse speller.; Tree spellers.
DR. SEUSS (Dress us!)
(SANTA? SATAN!)
PAUL SIMON (Amp in soul!): A limo spun.; A lion umps.; A lump o' sin.; Al is no ump.; An imp soul.; I sun, O palm.; Lion, Pumas.; Man oils up.; Man up silo.; O pa in slum.; O pa, muslin!; O slain ump.; O slum pain.; Piano slum.; Pusan limo.; Spumoni Al.
SINDBAD (Sad bind!): Ad binds.; Bad dins.; Dad's bin.; Dan bids.; Disband.
GENE SISKEL (Eke! Less gin!): Eels in keg.; Elk genesis.; Elks see gin.; Elks' genies.; Gee, elks sin!; Geese kilns.; Geese slink.; Keen leg, Sis!; Ken's lieges.; See elk sing.; See kin's leg.; See leg sink.; See leg skin.
SNOOPY (Spy! O No!): No posy.; O spy on.; (IN LEAPS SPANIEL!)
SOCRATES (S.A.T. Score!): Aces sort.; Cat roses.; Cat sores.; Coarsest.; Coasters.; Ears cost.; O actress!; Ore casts.; Oscar set.; Rose acts.; Scot ears.; Sore acts.; Sore cast.; Sore cats.; To caress.; Toe scars.; Toss care.
SOPHOCLES (Poochless!): Chess loop.; Chess pool.; Chop soles.; Chose slop.; Close shop.; Cop's holes.; O chop less.; O, she clops.; Shoes clop.; So he clops.; (PAINLESS SPANIELS.)
MERYL STREEP (Merry pestle!): Leery Mr. Pest.; Lepers try me.; Mr. Presley et.; Mr. tree yelps.; Myrtle's peer.; Pyre remelts.; Rest, my leper.; Restyle perm.; Semper Tyler.; Slyer temper.; Try eel sperm.; Try elm peers.; Try elm spree.; Try Lee's perm.; Try sperm, Lee.
TITIAN (I, titan!): I taint.; I tan it.
TORQUEMADA (Que matador!): A dam quoter.; A mad quoter.; A Mr. Ed quota.; A quoted ram.; Ad quoter, ma.; Adam quoter.; Armed quota.; At Rome quad.; Dam equator.; Do me a quart.; Drama quote.; Dream quota.; Mad equator.; Made quarto.; Mead quarto.; Rad quote, Ma.
(SNAKE? SNEAK!)
HARRIET TUBMAN (I run a tram, Beth!): A thumb trainer.; Brattier human.; Bum at her train.; Bum hat trainer.; Burnt hair team.; Burnt meat, hair.; Human rat biter.; Human rat tribe.; Hut train amber.; Ma, rub the train.; Mr., be a train hut.; Nattier rhumba.; The Burma train.; The rumba train.; Tim, Utah barren.; Treat numb hair.; Tribune Martha.; Uh, be at train, Mr.; Urban Tim hater.; Utah miner brat.
TED TURNER (Return, Ted!): Den turret.; Deter runt.; Tender rut.; Treed runt.; Utter nerd.
MARK TWAIN (I want Mark!): A mink wart.; A warm knit.; Rat wink, Ma.; Twin ark, Ma.; Twin karma.; Warn ma, Kit.; Win AMTRAK.; (SERPENT REPENTS.)
MIKE TYSON (O stinky me!): I met no sky.; Ink my toes.; Ink Tom, yes.; Mint yokes.; Money kits.; Money skit.; My kite, son.; My nose kit.; My one skit.; My ski note.; No keys, Tim.; Sink my toe.; Sit, monkey.; Ski toy, men.; Skin my toe.; Smokey nit.; Stony Mike.; Tiny smoke.; Tyke Simon.; Yon kismet.
MIKE WALLACE (We like a calm!): A claw like me.; All weak mice.; Lake mice law.; Lame ice walk.; Lice make law.; Lick wee lama.; Make will, ace.; Male ice walk.; Wake all mice.; We calm alike.; We claim a elk.; We claim lake.; We claim leak.; We kill ace, Ma.; We lack a lime.; We lack a mile.; We lick a meal.; We like a clam.; We make lilac.; Weak ice mall.; Will me a cake.
(AS LUTHER BERNARD RAN, HURTLED BEARS...)
SNOW WHITE (Oh, we twins!): No wet wish.; Oh, wet wins.; Oh, win west.; Ow! wet shin.; Own wits, eh?; Two whines.; We hit snow.; We show tin.; We win shot.; We wish not.; We with son.; We won this.; Whose twin?
XERXES (Sex, Rex?)
DWEEZIL ZAPPA (Weed pizza, pal?): Al, Ed, we zip zap.; Deep pizza law.; Lead pizza? Pew!; Lewd ape pizza.; Lewd pea pizza.; We dazzle a pip.; We deal zip zap.; We lead zip zap.; We led a zip zap.; We led pizza, pa.; We lied! Zap! Zap!; We pedal pizza.; We plead pizza.; We pled a pizza.; We zapped a Liz.; Wee lad, zip zap.; Zap wiped zeal.; Zap! Liz wed ape.
FRANK ZAPPA (Zap Frank, Pa!)
MOON ZAPPA (Amazon pop!): Ma, no Oz pap.; Oz on map, pa.; Zap moon, pa.; Zoo nap map.
(...GERALD GLARED.)