Staff

Rick Walton's website is made possible by the hard work of the following staff members:

Chief Financial Officer

Rick Wallet

Director of Operations

Rick "Hole-in-the" Walton

Press Secretary

Rick "Stone" Walton

Creative Director

Rick "Off-the" Walton

Musical Director

Rock Waltune

Researcher

Rick "Fly-on-the" Walton

Australian Agent

Rick Wallaby

Asian agent (say that ten times fast)

Rick "the great" Walton of China

Chauffeur

Wreck Walton

Telemarketer

Rick "Drive-you-up-the" Walton

Fall guy

Rick "Humpty-Dumpty-sat-on-a" Walton

Social Director

Rick Wallflower

Bouncer

Ricochet Walton

Chinese chef

Rick Wonton

Dance Instructor

Rick Waltzer

Damage Control

Rick "Fire" Walton

Director of Cover-ups

Rick Wallpaper

Medical Advisor

Rickets Walton

Groundskeeper

Rake Walton

Sanitation Engineer

Reek Walton