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The Goldilocks Project |
once upon da bells dere wuz three bears.
a papa bear, da mama bear, an' da little nippa bear.
they all lived in da small yard in da forest.
one mornin mama bear prepared breakfast. an' da three bears sat down to dare bowls hof porridge.
but da porridge wuz too hot! so da three bears decided to go fe da walk while da porridge cooled.
soon afta dey westside side, along came da little bitch. she knocked on da door. narr one answered. so she went in. ha name wuz goldilocks.
goldilocks found herself in da kitchun. on da table she seun three bowls hof porridge.
goldilocks wuz hungry! so she sat down to eat. she tasted da massiv hash hof porridge. but hit wuz too hot. next she tasted da medium-sized hash hof porridge.
but hit wuz too cold.
thun she tasted da little nippa hash hof porridge. hit wuz just east side.
and she ate hit all up.
goldilocks wuz knackered. she seun three chairs. she sat in da massiv chair. but hit wuz too ard.
she sat in da medium-sized chair. but hit wuz too soft.
thun she sat in da little nippa chair. hit wuz just east side.
and thun crash! da chair broke an' goldilocks fell to da floor.
goldilocks wuz sleepy. she went upstairs. dere she found three beds. she lay down in da massiv bed. but hit wuz too ard. she lay down in da medium-sized bed. but hit wuz too soft.
thun she lay down on da little nippa bed. hit wuz just east side.
and goldilocks wuz soon fast asleep.
and while she slept da three bears came turf.
papa bear looked hat da kitchun table an' said, "someone's bin eatin me porridge!"
"someone's bin eatin me porridge!" said mama bear.
"someone's bin eatin me porridge!" said little nippa bear. "and dey ate hit all up!"
"someone's bin sittin in me chair!" said papa bear.
"someone's bin sittin in me chair!" said mama bear.
"someone's bin sittin in me chair!" said little nippa bear. "and dey broke hit to bits!"
"someone's bin sleepin in me bed!" said papa bear.
"someone's bin sleepin in me bed!" said mama bear.
"someone's bin sleepin in me bed!" said little nippa bear. "and she's still in da house!"
and wiv dat, goldilocks woke up, seun da three bears, screamed, an' hopped hout da window
and ran away. an' da three bears neva seun ha again.Copyright 2007 © Rick Walton. All rights reserved.
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