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by Rick and Ann Walton
Q: Why did Dorothy scream?
A: Because the Tin Man stepped on her toto.
Q: How do you kill a wild tornado?
A: With a blow gun.
Q: Was Dorothy a good actress?
A: Yes, she brought the house down.
Q: Where did Dorothy slip and fall down?
A: On the Yellow Slick Road.
Q: Who made the yellow slick road slippery?
A: The Wizard of Ooze.
Q: What did Dorothy sing after she slipped?
A: "Somewhere over the sprained toe!"
Q: Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?
A: The Wicked Witch of the Rest.
Q: What did the Munchkins become when a house landed on them?
A: Crunchkins.
Q:Why did the Munchkins burn down Dorthy's house?
A: Because they wanted to give her a housewarming.
Q: What has wings but can't fly, sticks its head in the sand, and takes Munchkins for rides?
A: Oztriches.
Q: How did the Munchkins communicate?
A: In Yellow Brick Code.
Q: How did the tornado damage Dorothy's home?
A: It blew it up.
Q: What part of Kansas did Toto come from?
A: To-topeka.
Q: Where did Dorothy travel when she wanted to make friends?
A: Down the Hello Brick Road.
Q: Who was called after Dorothy smashed the Wicked Witch of the East?
A: A witch doctor.
Q: Did the tornado excite Dorothy?
A: Yeah, she got carried away.
Q: What did the Munchkins eat for dessert?
A: The Jello Brick Road.
Q: Who lives in the Emerald City part of the time and in space the rest of the time?
A: Oztronauts.
Q: What did Dorothy wear when she was tired?
A: Ruby Sleepers.
Q: Where did the Oztronauts land their rockets?
A: On Ozteroids.
Q: What kid in the Emerald City got the best grades in school?
A: The Wizard of A's.
Q: What relative did Dorothy meet at the Emerald City?
A: Auntie Gem.
Q: Who in Oz makes friends with lions but kills bulls?
A: Matadorothy.
Q: Who follows Matadorothy around?
A: A To-toreador.
Q: What is the To-toreador?
A: He's a bulldog.
Q: What cleaned all the garbage out of Kansas?
A: A janitor-nado.
Q: Who kept throwing garbage at Dorothy and her friends?
A: The Wicked Witch of the Waste.
Q: How do old people get around in Oz?
A: They use Munch-canes.
Q: What did the Munchkins sing after the Wicked Witch of the East stole their food and ate it?
A: "Ding, Dong, the Witch is fed..."
Q: What kind of trees grow in the Emerald City?
A: Evergreens.
Q: How did the Lollipop Guild travel in Munchkinland?
A: Down the Yellow Lick Road.
Q: Which of Dorothy's friends had spent a lot of time out in the sun?
A: The Tan Woodsman of Oz.
Q: Which of Dorothy's friends had to have his mouth washed out with soap?
A: The Swearcrow of Oz.
Q: What place in Oz has the most plants?
A: The Emerald City. It's full of greenhouses.
Q: What grows best in the greenhouses?
A: Green vegetables.
Q: What's the Tin Woodsman's head filled with?
A: Gela-tin.
Q: What hopped along beside Dorothy as she traveled through Oz?
A: Totoads.
Q: Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the tin woodsman in the morning?
A: Because he liked to get up oily.
Q: What did Dorothy cut herself with?
A: The Scissors of Oz.
Q: Who did Dorothy visit when she cut herself?
A: The Wizard of Gauze.
Q: What part of Dorothy's house spun round and round during the tornado?
A: The house-top.
Q: What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat ice cream in?
A: Munch-cones.
Q: What did Dorothy say when she walked into the circus tent?
A: "Lions and Tigers and Chairs, oh my!"
Q: What would you get if you smashed Toto?
A: A totortilla.
Q: What did Dorothy wear when she was thirsty?
A: Ruby Sippers.
Q: Who did Dorothy run into when winter came?
A: The Blizzard of Oz
Q: Who saved Dorothy from getting lost in the blizzard?
A: Ozkimos.
Q: What did Dorothy ride on during the blizzard?
A: Toto-boggans.
Q: Who made the Blizzard of Oz go away?
A: The Wizard of Thaws.
Q: What brought the Lullaby League to Munchkinland?
A: A snore-nado.
Q: Which of Dorothy's friends looked like a box?
A: The Squarecrow of Oz.
Q: Who was the Squarecrow's best friend?
A: The Cowardly Line.
Q: Who kept trying to make Dorothy trip and fall?
A: The Wicked Ditch of the West.
Q: What did the Tin Man say after he fell into a fire?
A: "I'm molten! molten!"
Q: What did the Tin Man say when he chopped down a tree?
A: "Tin---Ber!"
Q: What's the best kind of house to hit a witch with?
A: A clubhouse. Q: Who was the kindest of Dorothy's friends?
A: The Carecrow of Oz.
Q: Who gave the Wizard of Oz warts?
A: The Yellow Brick Toad.
Q: What did Dorothy have on her arm?
A: A Toto tattoo.
Q: Who were the first residents of Oz?
A: The Oztecs.
Q: Who did Dorothy meet in the desert?
A: The Lizard of Oz.
Q: What's the yellow brick road paved with?
A: Ozphalt.
Q: What did the Scarecrow say when the Wicked Witch knocked the stuffing out of him?
A: "That's the last straw!"
Q: What did the eyewitnesses say when they saw Dorothy get in an automobile accident?
A: "Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a car."
Q: What did the Munchkins say as Dorothy left Munchkinland?
A: "Drop in again sometime!"
Q: Who kept making Dorothy scratch herself?
A: The Wicked Itch of the West.
Q: What insect did Dorothy see in the tornado?
A: A housefly.
Q: What did the Munchkins sing after the good witch turned the Wicked Witch of the West into a dinner roll?
A: "Ding, Dong, the Witch is bread..."
Q: What did Dorothy's dog sit on when he got tired?
A: Totoadstools.
Q: What did the Munchkins tell Dorothy to do if she got hungry?
A: "Swallow the Yellow Brick Road."
Q: Who cut down all the trees in Munchkinland?
A: The Wizard of Saws.
Q: Who always told Dorothy the wrong time?
A: The Wicked Watch of the West.
Q: What's the best way to blow up Toto?
A: With a Totorpedo.
Q: Who did Toto want to chase while he was in Oz?
A: The Emerald Kitty.
Q: What happened when a tornado sucked up Toto and the Cowardly Lion?
A: It rained cats and dogs.
Q: How did Dorothy's dog travel through Oz?
A: Incogni-toto.
Q: Who did the Scarecrow visit when the wicked witch knocked the stuffing out of him?
A: The Wizard of Straws.
Q: Who followed Dorothy around, waiting for her to die?
A: The Buzzard of Oz.
Q: What did Dorothy's dog wear when he went dancing?
A: A Toto tutu.
Q: What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?
A: "There's no place like Rome! There's no place like Rome!" Q: What would Dorothy's dog wear if they went to Rome?
A: A Totoga.
Q: What did Dorothy wear when she fed the pigs?
A: Ruby Sloppers.
Q: What did Dorothy take when she had a headache?
A: Ozpirin.
Q: What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Alaska?
A: "There's no place like Nome! There's no place like Nome!"
Q: What path in Oz plays beautiful music as you travel on it?
A: The Cello Brick Road.
Q: Who did the Cowardly Lion visit when he got a thorn in his foot?
A: The Wizard of Paws.
Q: What did Toto become when the Indians found him?
A: A Tototem pole.
Q: Where did Dorothy go when she was in a hurry?
A: Down the Yellow Quick Road.
Q: What did Dorothy say when she walked into a dark fruit orchard?
A: "Lions and Tigers and Pears, oh my!"
Q: What did the wicked witch of the west put on their sandwiches?
A: Toto-matoes.
Q: What did the Munchkins sing when the Wicked Witch of the East fell into her food processor?
A: "Ding, Dong, the Witch is shred..."
Q: Why would the Wicked Witch of the East have made a good pet?
A: Because she was housebroken.
Q: What did the Wicked Witch of the West eat for breakfast?
A: Totoast.
Q: What did the wicked witch make Dorothy eat while she was in Oz?
A: Ozparagus.
Q: What did the Wicked Witch of the East keep her food in?
A: Munch-cans.
Q: What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat at noon?
A: Lunchkins. Q: And what did she drink?
A: Punchkins.
Q: Who kept telling the Wizard everything Dorothy did wrong?
A: The Wicked Snitch of the West.
Q: What should you hold over your head if you want Dorothy to kiss you?
A: Mistle-Toto.
Q: Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?
A: The Wizard of Claus.
Q: Where was the Tin Woodsman born?
A: In Tin-buktu.
Q: Why was the Tin Woodsman hard to get along with?
A: Because he was heartless and he had an ax to grind.
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