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by Rick Walton
What's The difference between a frog and a prince? The Answer is hidden in this book. Can You find It?
Q: Which Of Santa Claus's sisters crossed the Atlantic with Columbus?
A: Santa Maria.
Q: What New York museum do vampires love to visit?
A: The Metropolitan Museum of Arteries.
Q: Who Eats football players as they run downfield?
A: The 50-yard lion.
Q: What's Half-a-mile long and rumbles as it passes through your bedroom?
A: A lost freight train.
Q: What Are round, made of glass, and fun to play with?
A: Glass eyes.
Q: What's Small, has eight legs, and can blow up entire cities?
A: An atomic cockroach.
Q: When's The best time to borrow money from an egg?
A: Before it's broke.
Q: What Oozes around town, eats people and cars, and is especially fond of milk trucks?
A: A blobcat.
Q: What Looks like a snake, swims in the water, and honks?
A: An automob-eel.
Q: What's Eight feet tall, has fur all over it's body, and will never answer "yes" to a question?
A: The abominable no-man.
Q: What Are there four of in every engine but never found in any car?
A: The letter E.
Q: What Part of a car do dogs like best?
A: The "roofff".
Q: What Tastes good, can be chunky or creamy, and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
A: Glue ice cream, with or without walnuts.
Q: What Happened when the glass eater tried to swallow a window that was too big to go down his throat?
A: He got a pain in the neck.
Q: What's Eight feet tall, has fur all over it's body, and will never answer "yes" to a question?
A: The abominable no-man.
Q: Which Of Santa's reindeer is a ball of fire?
A: Comet.
Q: What Tells time and has eight hands?
A: A clocktopus.
Q: What Happened when the wicked witch turned the Prince into a frog?
A: He croaked.
Q: What End does the quarterback look at before the ball is hiked?
A: The rear end.
Q: What's Red and goes around and around?
A: Santa Claus on a merry-go-round.
Q: What Happens if you ride a ghost horse?
A: You get boo-legged.
Q: Who Arrests crows in the corn field?
A: The corn cop.
Q: What's Sausage made of?
A: Ground-hogs.
Q: What's The difference between a bully and someone who jumps off tall buildings?
A: One will beat you up, and the other will beat you down.
Q: Why Was the Tin Woodsman of Oz hard to get along with?
A: Because he was heartless and he had an ax to grind.
Q: What Official tells baseball players what bats they can use?
A: The vampire.
Q: What's Long and brown and buzzes in your ear?
A: A french fly.
Q: What Insect can you buy for a penny?
A: A cent-ipede.
Q: What Place in Oz has the most plants?
A: The Emerald City. It's full of greenhouses.
Q: Who Scares ducks on Halloween?
A: Duck haunters.
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