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by Rick Walton
In this book there are nineteen riddles for you. And for you also is one extra riddle. But it's hidden. I have left a clue for you, so go forth and find the riddle. What are you waiting for ? Look for it.
Q: On Christmas Eve, what's gray, weights 10,000 pounds, and comes down your chimney?
A: A noel-ephant.
Q: Why's stepping on short pins like paying for our governmnet?
A: Because in come tacks.
Q: What's bright, hot, and flashes across a stormy sky, accompanied by the sound of thunder?
A: An exploding flying saucer.
Q: What's tall and green and has leaves?
A: A giant dandelion.
Q: What's green and has warts?
A: A seasick witch. Q: What has a long neck and spots?
A: A pop bottle with the measles.
Q: What have metal blades, sharp teeth, and cut down trees?
A: Alligator lumberjacks with pocket knives.
Q: Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the tin woodsman in the morning?
A: Because he liked to get up oily.
Q: What has scales, is legless, and goes, "Hiss! Hiss!"
A: A fish at a bad play.
Q: What's yellow, shiny, found in the ground, and worth a lot of money.
A: A buried yellow Rolls Royce.
Q: What dog cries all the time?
A: A Chi-wah-wah!
Q: When the game's over, where do baseball coaches put their batters?
A: Into the batters box.
Q: If you wreck your car, where should you put it?
A: In a crash can.
Q: What is your yard full of if your name is Graham, and you raise ducks?
A: Graham Quackers.
Q: What cackles, has a pointed hat, and scares people?
A: An ugly chicken going to a birthday party.
Q: What creatures, a million centuries ago, stomped around the Orient?
A: Chinasaurs.
Q: What little girl lost her chickens and didn't know where to find them?
A: Little Bo-Cheep.
Q: What did the Martian say to the gas pump?
A: "Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!"
Q: What happens to soldiers who go to the jungle to practice their marching?
A: They fall in lion.
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