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by Rick Walton
A hidden riddle? What a CAPITAL idea. Can you find the hidden riddle in the riddles below?
Q: If your name is Jill, WHAT'S your favorite dessert?
A: Jill-O.
Q: What's black and WHITE, and dirty all over?
A: A pig penguin.
Q: What bed should a dinosaur sleep in when he COMES to visit you?
A: The flower bed.
Q: What can you be arrested for if you throw a cat OUT your car window?
A: Kitty littering.
Q: What did the baseball manager say to his son AT third base?
A: "When are you coming home?"
Q: What flies through the air in the middle of the NIGHT, walks on wires, and wears pink tights?
A: An acrobat.
Q: What flies from flower to flower AND buzzes?
A: A hummingbird with an alarm clock.
Q: What's red, is found on a street corner, and SAYS, "Stop!"
A: A tomato trying to catch a bus.
Q: What's the difference between a ghost and a sad person?
A: One says, "BOO!", and the other says, "Boo-hoo!"
Q: What's the difference between the person telling this joke and A female sheep?
A: One is me, the other is ewe.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a SNOWMAN?
A: A frostbite.
Q: Why do bulls like to trample people WHO shoot guns?
A: Because people who shoot guns are always trying to hit the bull's-eye.
Q: What's the difference between someone who HATES food and someone who does bird calls?
A: One eats like a bird, the other tweets like a bird.
Q: What's the difference between someone who PLAYS guessing games and someone who runs a hotel?
A: One has another guess coming, and the other has another guest coming.
Q: Who's stronger, football players or Boy Scouts?
A: Boy Scouts. Football players can hike footballs, BUT Boy Scouts can hike mountains.
Q: If a lion GOES to a barbershop, and the barbershop cuts off all the lion's hair, should the lion stay or run away?
A: The lion should remane.
Q: If an elephant drives a car TO a grocery store, where does he put the food he buys?
A: In the trunk.
Q: If you go on a safari, what should you do for your friends back home?
A: Drop THEM a lion.
Q: Why didn't the three bears eat their porridge?
A: Because they didn't have ANY mush-room.
Q: If someone throws you an exploding basketball, what do you do?
A: Pass aWAY.
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