Some Tabloid Titles

5,000 Brides Sold at Fair

Bride Busted for Drunk Driving--By the Groom

Britain's Crown Jewels Hidden from Nazis--in Lake!

Crook Mistakes Pooch for Purse

Daughter Reunited with the Dad She Never Knew--By His Tattoo

Dinosaur Egg is Ready to Hatch

Dog Fetches Candy Bar for Dying Man--and Saves his Life

Drunk Pilot Takes Jet for a Spin

Fast-food Manager Fired for Throwing Hot Grease on Robber

Geronimo Used ESP to Battle the Cavalry

Healer Baby Cures Cancer, Heart Disease and Aids

Heaven Is a Neat Place

I've Been Bad, Polite Thief Tells Police

Kooky Doc Treats Gal's Allergies by Waving Quartz Ball

Mall Tells Teens: Get Out & Stay Out

Man Jailed for Wearing T-Shirt

Man Dials Wrong Number--And Finds a Wife

Movie Nut Buried in Popcorn-filled Coffin

My Wacky Husband Eats Roaches

New Mint Licks Bad Breath While You Sleep

Newlyweds Put Down Roots in Old Oak Tree

Ohio Wants to Give This Bridge Away Free

Oldster Forgot Hidden $127,000

Outdoor Basketball Feud Moves to an Indoor Court

Palace Pest Prince William Launches Own Reign of Terror

Parents Lock Boy, 12, Inside Cage with Raccoon

Pave the Stupid Rain Forests

Penguin Stampede

Pregnant Mom Rescued from River by Pit Bull

Red-faced Dad Arrested Because his Fly Was Open

Rich Prince Offering $300,000 for an American Wife

Satan Captured

She Predicted the 1989 San Francisco Quake Within 11 Minutes

UFOs Here Now on Special Mission

Why Do I Find Dimes Wherever I Go?