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The Yonghy-bonghy-bo

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I

On the Coast of Coromandel
     Where the early pumpkins blow,
       In the middle of the woods
     Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
Two old chairs, and half a candle,
One old jug without a handle,--
     These were all his worldly goods:
     In the middle of the woods,
     These were all the worldly goods
   Of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
   Of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

II

Once, among the Bong-trees walking
   Where the early pumpkins blow,
     To a little heap of stones
   Came the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
There he heard a Lady talking,
To some milk-white Hens of Dorking,--
       "'Tis the Lady Jingly Jones!
       On that little heap of stones
       Sits the Lady Jingly Jones!"
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

III

"Lady Jingly! Lady Jingly!
     Sitting where the pumpkins blow,
       Will you come and be my wife?"
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
"I am tired of living singly,--
On this coast so wild and shingly,--
       I'm a-weary of my life;
       If you'll come and be my wife,
       Quite serene would be my life!"
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

IV

"On this Coast of Coromandel
     Shrimps and watercresses grow,
       Prawns are plentiful and cheap,"
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
"You shall have my chairs and candle,
And my jug without a handle!
       Gaze upon the rolling deep
       (Fish is plentiful and cheap):
       As the sea, my love is deep!"
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

Lady Jingly answered sadly,
     And her tears began to flow,--
       "Your proposal comes too late,
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
I would be your wife most gladly!"
(Here she twirled her fingers madly,)
       "But in England I've a mate!
       Yes! you've asked me far too late,
       For in England I've a mate,
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!"

VI

Mr. Jones (his name is Handel,--
     Handel Jones, Esquire & Co.)
       Dorking fowls delights to send,
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
Keep, oh, keep your chairs and candle,
And your jug without a handle,--
       I can merely be your friend!
       Should my Jones more Dorkings send,
       I will give you three, my friend!
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!

VII

"Though you've such a tiny body,
     And your head so large doth grow,--
       Though your hat may blow away,
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
Though you're such a Hoddy Doddy,
Yet I wish that I could modi-
       fy the words I needs must say!
       Will you please to go away?
       That is all I have to say,
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
     Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!"

VIII

Down the slippery slopes of Myrtle,
     Where the early pumpkins blow,
       To the calm and silent sea
     Fled the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
There, beyond the Bay of Gurtle,
Lay a large and lively Turtle.
       "You're the Cove," he said, "for me:
       On your back beyond the sea,
       Turtle, you shall carry me!"
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
     Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

IX

Through the silent roaring ocean
     Did the Turtle swiftly go;
       Holding fast upon his shell
     Rode the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
With a sad primaeval motion
Toward the sunset isles of Boshen
       Still the Turtle bore him well,
       Holding fast upon his shell.
       "Lady Jingly Jones, farewell!"
     Sang the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
     Sang the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

X

From the Coast of Coromandel
     Did that Lady never go,
       On that heap of stones she mourns
     For the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
On that Coast of Coromandel,
In his jug without a handle
       Still she weeps, and daily moans;
       On the little heap of stones
       To her Dorking Hens she moans,
     For the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
     For the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

Edward Lear


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Picture Credits
Original bunny climbing rope picture by Paige Miglio (copyright 2000 ©) from One More Bunny authored by Rick Walton.
Original purple monster picture by Renee Williams-Andriani (copyright 1998 ©) from Really, Really Bad School Jokes authored by Rick Walton.
Original bullfrog seated picture by Chris McAllister (copyright 1999 ©) from Bullfrog Pops! authored by Rick Walton.
Electronic modifications by Ann Walton.
Last updated: December 22, 2004