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Q: How does the CIA know what people say in their sleep?
Q: Where do cars go when it gets hot?
Q: What does the dog catcher give dogs on their birthdays?
Q: Who stands behind home plate waiting for someone to throw him a dog?
Q: Why is the bluebird blue?
Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a snowman?
Q: What do you call a sparrow in a tornado?
Q: Why doesn't the army let chickens be soldiers?
Q: What do you get if you cut off a lion's mane while he's sleeping?
Q: Why did the cowboy send his horse up in a rocket?
Q: What horses swim the best?
Q: What time is it when you have to find the sum of two numbers?
Q: When astronauts get married, where do they go?
Q: Where do duck beak sellers advertise their goods?
Q: What kind of dog has the most ticks?
Q: What insect did Dorothy see in the tornado?
Q: We know that it sometimes rains cats and dogs, but what do you call it when it rains ducks?
Q: What time is it when you turn into a frog?
Q: What do you get if you cover your steps with ducks?
Q: When do bad days usually fall apart?
Q: How did the car owner feel when his car ran over him?
Q: What did Tom Thumb do for a living?
Q: What instrument did the wolf use to knock down the second little pigs house?
Q: Where did the giant want to cook Jack?
Q: What did the liontamer die of?
Q: What do chickens grow on?
Q: What kind of nail do carpenter's avoid?
Q: What part of a newspaper do angry people like best?
Q: Who did the fairy godmother provide to guard Cinderella's glass slippers?
Q: Why did the firechief ban fireflies from the forest?
Q: Why doesn't the union like dockworkers who work for nothing?
Q: Why don't seismologists have many friends?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly ask a witch to turn him into a frog?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly build his house out of balsa wood?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly burn his rifle?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly bury his cow and his dishes?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly buy an octopus?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly buy the Florida Keys?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly drop bubble gum from a skyscraper?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly eat a pound of sugar?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly feed grass to his pet frog?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly feed his wristwatch to his puppy?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly get on his knees?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly keep a key in his mouth?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly nail his store to the ground?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly paint his friend blue?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put a lion in an airplane?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put a mast on his house?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put an umbrella in his ear?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put his cat on a Xerox machine?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put his shoe in his ear?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly stick drumsticks in his ears?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly swallow a fire extinguisher?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly swallow a kettle?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly take a fishing pole to the moon?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly take his goldfish to a bowling alley?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly water his chickens?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly wear plastic clothes?
Q: Why wouldn't Mr. Silly take his bluejay for a walk?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly tie a million helium balloons to his house?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly play the piano with his feet?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly want a typewriter put in his coffin when he died?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly keep a tight hold on his wife's hands?
Q: Why did Mr. Silly take a shield with him when he went fishing?
Q: What happened to Mr. Silly's snowshoes?
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