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| What are Pig, Pigger, and Piggest carrying in their buckets on the front cover? | Their lunches. |
| Why is Pigger wearing glasses? | The better to see you with, my dear. |
| Why does the chandelier in the king's castle look like a spider? | It is a spider. A chain-spinning, candle-carrying, spider. |
| Why doesn't the king just build a bigger castle instead of sending his sons off? | Because he just wants to live in a nice, quiet castle, all by himself. Either that, or buy an RV and hit the road. |
| Did your father send you off like that? | He tried. But I got married four days before his deadline. |
| What is that purple stuff the pigs are drinking at dinner? | Barney juice. |
| What are all the weird animals for? The deer, the horses, the sheep, the mice, the bats, the cats, etc.? | Lunch. |
| How come Pigger gets better construction equipment and Piggest gets the best? | |
| Where did you get your idea for the book? | "Big pig, bigger pigger, biggest piggest" popped into my head one day. I started playing with that structure, and came up with the story. |
| Why does Witchest have a beetle on her back? | Because the beetle is tired and asked for a ride. |
| Where is the pigs' mother? | Hog heaven. |
| Do you like mud? | Yes. And it likes me. |
| Do you play in the mud? | No. My kids play in the mud. I work in the mud. |
| What purple stuff do you drink? | Milk from my purple cow. |
| Don't you think the pigs should go on a diet? | Absolutely! They're way too skinny. In fact, I think I'll put them on a pure chocolate milkshake diet right away! |
| Don't the pigs have any sisters? | One. But she moved to Hollywood and married a frog. |
| What do you call children of pigs and witches? | Wigs and Pitches. |
| Do you live in a castle? | No. To live in a castle would be such a hassle. (Though I would live in one if I were given one.) |
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