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| Where's the rainbow? | Turn to the second to last page and look at the text. |
| How come the ark is so small? | It's not really. It's a transdimensional ark, like Dr. Who's phone booth. |
| Do you really think they had purple and red and green clothes in Noah's time? | Sure. And polka-dotted, and striped. But no Nikes. |
| Aren't the boy and girl too young to be married? | Back in Noah's time, people aged a lot more slowly. Noah, for example, is six hundred years old. But he doesn't look a day over five hundred, does he? Seth (the boy), and his wife (the girl), are each a hundred and twelve years old. Plenty old enough to be married. |
| How come they're wearing overalls instead of robes? | Have you ever tried taking care of animals while you're wearing a robe? |
| How come nobody has any shoes? | They're saving them for when they get off the ark. |
| How come the Dodo laid eggs on the dance floor? | Because the Dodo's a dodo. |
| Why doesn't the ark burn down with all those candles? | Because everyone was very very careful. And when there was an accident and something caught fire, there was plenty of water to put it out. |
| Is this a real square dance you could actually do? | Shore nuff! |
| Has where you live every flooded? | Yes. Thousands of years ago it was covered by Lake Bonneville. Fortunately Lake Bonneville is gone, because I can't breathe underwater. |
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